Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
aduhm: “We’re getting pizza for dinner”
wanderection: sixtiesqueen: do you ever sing a duet and pretend youre both people #WHAT ABOUT US #WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH #WHAT ABOUT TRUST!!! #YOU KNOW I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU!! #WHAT ABOUT ME???????? #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!??!?!?!? #I GOTTA LEAVE BUT ILL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
mrmdprncss: i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
el3ctricity: princehomo: never forget I LOVE HIM
When I'm trying to diet but see junk food
releasethemurderbirds: releasethemurderbirds: My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom. “What’s this, what’s this? There’s products everywhere. What’s this? I think it goes in hair.”
mstryder: Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
alberoni: bettywhite4ever: I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation
Parents: you can be anything you want
Parents: no not that
That awkward moment when you're playing hide and...
sodamnrelatable: “READY OR NOT HERE I COME!”